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The Lost Crouton The Lost CroutonThe Lost Crouton by ~RinaRulez
By: RinaRulez
One day in a far off kitchen, a family was throwing a barbeque party. The eldest son was turning 17 and just so happened to be a vegetarian among a town of carnivores. His mother always made him the same meal: Chef’s Salad.
The grill caught on fire and the mother ran outside with a fire extinguisher after making a fresh batch of the Chef’s Salad.
All of a sudden, a crouton fell over the edge of the bowl of Chef’s Salad.
“Noooo!!! Frederick!!” yelled the tomato in desperation.
“He had so much more to see!” cried a carrot.
“…How do we know it was a guy, or
Sta.sh
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Chupacabra, No-Bark says, but nobody pays any attention. Too many holes they say. And you know what No-Bark says to that? It's a chupacabra with an automatic weapon.